Office memo: Implementation of replacement hardware

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Implementation of replacement hardware.

Over the next few months, there are going to be a lot of changes taking place as far as Servers and Computers go.

Our goal is to remove all laptop computers by July and all desktop computers by September, as part of a departmental cost cutting exercise.

Instead, every member of staff will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch.

There are many sound reasons for doing this:

1. No boot-up problems.

2. No technical glitches keeping work from being completed.

3. No more wasted time reading and writing emails. (We have phones)

4. No worries about power cuts.

5. Budget savings on upgrades unparalleled.

Frequently Asked Questions from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk:

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all these funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What’s the shortcut for undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same colour?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I print my work?
A: Place your Etch-A-Sketch face down on the photocopier. Enter number of copies. Press Start.

Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don’t shake it.

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