2012 Microsoft Healthvault to replace the ill feted NHS spine project

At a press conference held for the opening on the new DNA sequencing laboratory for New Scotland Yard, the Minister of Health, The Rt Hon C U Bollocks (Complete Utter Bollocks) said the government had thought long and hard about the decision, but in summary Microsoft Healthvault represents the best value to the tax payer.

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