Jim, you never guess what? I ‘d just finished a job installing a router and it was second visit having got another one and the husband normally used to pick phone every time and he wasn’t around the house both times. So on after she’d settled up and was on the way out I casually asked “How’s your husband?”.

to which she said “he died last week”

then there was a pause

“it’s been bad time for the Internet to go down”

PAUSE

Jim: “Yes it’s bugger to sort inheritance without the Net”

Mark: shit I think I better send a sympathy card

PAUSE

Jim: “I’m sure you can claim that under business expenses”

Can’t work out the difference between inches and millimeters?
Magnolia v white paint
It says in Wikipedia… (the weekly spot)

MX interviews Sam “the fencer” as a continuing theme about the “economy”, looking at the current fiasco on a weekly basis.

Monolog by Jim about the issue about