“Ping Identity Pre-Announces Hostile Takeover of Microsoft in 2050
The plan, as laid bare by Ping’s CEO Andre Durand, is as follows:
1. Hit a yearly revenue of $100 million
2. Grow that to a yearly revenue of $1 billion
3. Grow that to a yearly revenue of $100 billion (and go public somewhere in there).
4. Assume that Microsoft’s star has faded some and launch takeover efforts.”